Links for the rejected:

Employer: Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies? Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always. Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.

And the letter reads:

Thank you for submitting your resume. We appreciate your interest in BAE SYSTEMS. Our Human Resources Department will contact you if your background and qualifications best match our current employment needs.

BAE SYSTEMS is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Please do not respond to this resume acknowledgement email. Any email sent as a response will not reach us. Visit us again on our corporate careers site (http://www.na.baesystems.com/cgi-bin/prjps/req_postings.cfm) which has new jobs posted daily for our locations nationwide.