Links for the rejected:

IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. Janitor: *digs in the trash* Here is one. IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive. Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home. IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.

And the letter reads:

Dear XXXX:

Thank you for inquiring about employment opportunities with the Boston Consulting Group.

We evaluate all resumes we receive to determine potential fit of each candidate with our requirements. After careful review and consideration, in the context of our needs, however, we have decided not to undertake employment discussions with you. This was a difficult decision considering your valuable experience and achievements.

We do appreciate your interest in the The Boston Consulting Group and wish you every success locating a challenging and rewarding position.

Sincerely,
XXXXXXX
Recruiting Director