Links for the rejected:

Interviewer: Looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer. Job Seeker: Well, to be honest I am not qualified to do this job. Interviewer: Oh well, I like your honesty, I am sure you can learn. Job Seeker: Well, do not bet on it. Interviewer: I will take that as a yes. Welcome aboard.

And the letter reads:

Dear Applicant:

Thank you for submitting your resume in response to our recent job advertisement.

We are currently evaluating the many resumes that we received for this job opening. Should it be decided that your experience and skills meet our current requirements, we will contact you directly for a personal interview.

Thank you again for your interest in employment opportunities with Advertising Checking Bureau, Inc.

Sincerely,

Human Resource Manager
The Advertising Checking Bureau Inc.