Links for the rejected:

Interviewer: Looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer. Job Seeker: Well, to be honest I am not qualified to do this job. Interviewer: Oh well, I like your honesty, I am sure you can learn. Job Seeker: Well, do not bet on it. Interviewer: I will take that as a yes. Welcome aboard.

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