Links for the rejected:

Hiring Manager: Looking at all of these resumes has helped me remember I have other things to do. Everyone else in the room: Excellent idea sir! Wasting time on other things RULES!

And the letter reads:

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Dear XXXXXX:

Thank you for your recent inquiry concerning possible employment with Brink's Home Security. The information you provided is being reviewed to determine if your qualifications and interests match our present openings.

If you have already been contacted, we look forward to visiting with you further. If you have not heard from us within 4 weeks, you may assume that we have been unable to find a suitable position.

We appreciate your interest in Brink's Home Security and wish you success in your career goals.

Sincerely,

Human Resources
Brink's Home Security

EOE. M/F/V/D. Drug-free, smoke-free workplace.