Links for the rejected:

Hiring Manager: Looking at all of these resumes has helped me remember I have other things to do. Everyone else in the room: Excellent idea sir! Wasting time on other things RULES!

And the letter reads:

Dear Mr. XXXXX,

Thank you for interviewing for the position of Mentor with our agency.

I regret to inform you that we have hired an applicant whose qualifications more closely match the qualifications for this position.

I wish you every personal and professional success in the future. Again, thank you for your interest in our organization.

Sincerely,
Sarah Aitken
Skill Building Coordinator