Links for the rejected:

Job Seeker: I am just calling to inquire about my application status for job number JC24 that I applied for two weeks ago. Employer: Oh yes! We are still reviewing all the applications, but your application is in the final stages of review with three others for this position. We will be notifying everyone this week with our final choice. *hangs up* *looks at the person they hired for that position last week and laughs*

And the letter reads:

On behalf of the Minnesota Vikings I would like to thank you for your expressed interest in our Interactive Marketing Coordinator position.

We have completed our search and have selected a candidate for this position. Please visit www.vikings.com to view current opportunities with the Vikings organization. Thank you again for your interest and best of luck in your employment search.

Human Resources Manager
Minnesota Vikings