Links for the rejected:

Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor. Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!

And the letter reads:

We want to thank you for your interest in the above mentioned position. We had many fine applicants for the position, including you. However, we have decided not to fill this position. We welcome you to apply for any future positions we have available that match your skills and experience.

Sincerely,

The Hiring Manager for the "Computer Technician - Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Tampa, FL)" Position

I applied for two positions there. Here is the second letter.

We want to thank you for your interest in the above mentioned position. We had many fine applicants for the position, including you. However, we have decided not to fill this position. We welcome you to apply for any future positions we have available that match your skills and experience.

Sincerely,

The Hiring Manager for the "Website Engineer - Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Tampa, FL)" Position