Links for the rejected:

IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. Janitor: *digs in the trash* Here is one. IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive. Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home. IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.

And the letter reads:

Dear XOXOXOXOXO,

Thank you for your enquiry regarding a Temporary Photo Editor position. At this time, we are not seeking any applications or resumes for any position. While I do appreciate your efforts and impressive portfolio of restoration works, we still do not have the funding needed to sustain any other employees.

However, I will keep you in mind if our situation changes in the future.

Image Restoring Inc.
www.imagerestoring.com