Links for the rejected:

Interviewer: You have the skills and experience we are looking for. It was nice speaking to you. Expect to hear something from us in a few days. Job Seeker: Thanks for your time. *leaves* *application and resume stored in the trash* Interviewer: Yeah right! Like I will be wasting my time doing something like that. Idiot!

And the letter reads:

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Thank you for the application you submitted in response to Defense Intelligence Agency Vacancy Announcement number XXX-XXXXXXX-XX-XXX.

We appreciated the opportunity to consider your application and regret to inform you that you were not selected for this position, as there were other applicants whose experience was more extensive and more suited to the needs of this position.

Thank you for your interest in employment at DIA. We encourage you to apply for further DIA career opportunities.

Civilian Operations Division