|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
Letter from - Aetna|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 07/30/2008
And the letter reads:
Dear CANDIDATE, View Comments
Thank you for your interest in the position for which you recently applied.
We have carefully reviewed your background as it relates to the Information Technology Specialist position. However, we have selected other candidates for consideration whose background and experience more closely match the job requirements.
Please be assured that this does not affect your candidacy for other positions for which you may have applied. We encourage you to frequently review our online listing of current opportunities at our career website.
Thank you for your interest. We wish you much success in your job search.