|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
Letter from - AARP|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 08/20/2008
And the letter reads:
Thank you for taking the time to apply for the position of Program Assistant with AARP. After a thorough review of your qualifications compared with the requirements for this position, we have selected another candidate whose qualifications more closely match our needs. View Comments
Please feel free to visit our website at www.aarpjobs.com to view additional career opportunities with our Association. Thank you again for your interest in employment opportunities with AARP. We wish you continued success in your career endeavors.
XXXX XXXXXX, SPHR
HR Business Partner
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