Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?
Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always.
Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.
Letter from - AARP|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 08/20/2008
And the letter reads:
Thank you for taking the time to apply for the position of Program Assistant with AARP. After a thorough review of your qualifications compared with the requirements for this position, we have selected another candidate whose qualifications more closely match our needs. View Comments
Please feel free to visit our website at www.aarpjobs.com to view additional career opportunities with our Association. Thank you again for your interest in employment opportunities with AARP. We wish you continued success in your career endeavors.
XXXX XXXXXX, SPHR
HR Business Partner
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