|Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. |
Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor.
Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!
Letter from - AARP|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 08/20/2008
And the letter reads:
Thank you for taking the time to apply for the position of Program Assistant with AARP. After a thorough review of your qualifications compared with the requirements for this position, we have selected another candidate whose qualifications more closely match our needs. View Comments
Please feel free to visit our website at www.aarpjobs.com to view additional career opportunities with our Association. Thank you again for your interest in employment opportunities with AARP. We wish you continued success in your career endeavors.
XXXX XXXXXX, SPHR
HR Business Partner
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