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Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor. Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!

And the letter reads:

Dear Applicant,

Thank you for your interest in employment with the Univeristy of North Carolina at Charlotte as expressed by your application for 8216, Technology Support Specialist - Journey in UNC Charlotte Urban Institute. Although you possess strong qualifications, the hiring official has identified and selected a candidate whose qualifications and skills are considered to most closely match the needs of the University at this time.

If you have continued interest in employment opportunities with UNC Charlotte, please review our current vacancy listings at http://jobs.uncc.edu . You may also call our Job Vacancy Hotline at (704) 687-2075. Or you may visit the Human Resources department. 222 King Building, between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m., Monday - Friday.

Thank you for giving consideration to the University of North Carolina at Charlotte as an employer. Best wishes as you pursue all future employment opportunities.

Sincerely,

XXXXXXXXXX XXX XXX
Director of Staff Employment