Links for the rejected:

Employer: Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies? Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always. Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.

And the letter reads:

Dear Applicant,

Thank you for your interest in employment with the Univeristy of North Carolina at Charlotte as expressed by your application for 8216, Technology Support Specialist - Journey in UNC Charlotte Urban Institute. Although you possess strong qualifications, the hiring official has identified and selected a candidate whose qualifications and skills are considered to most closely match the needs of the University at this time.

If you have continued interest in employment opportunities with UNC Charlotte, please review our current vacancy listings at http://jobs.uncc.edu . You may also call our Job Vacancy Hotline at (704) 687-2075. Or you may visit the Human Resources department. 222 King Building, between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m., Monday - Friday.

Thank you for giving consideration to the University of North Carolina at Charlotte as an employer. Best wishes as you pursue all future employment opportunities.

Sincerely,

XXXXXXXXXX XXX XXX
Director of Staff Employment