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Interviewer: Looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer. Job Seeker: Well, to be honest I am not qualified to do this job. Interviewer: Oh well, I like your honesty, I am sure you can learn. Job Seeker: Well, do not bet on it. Interviewer: I will take that as a yes. Welcome aboard.

And the letter reads:

Dear John XOXOXOX,

Thank you for your interest in employment with FBI. However, you do not meet the requirements for the area of consideration because you do not currently reside in the area of consideration.

You will not be able to proceed.

This letter is confirmation that your application has been received. You may wish to print and retain for your records.

Sincerely,

FBI Staffing Unit