Links for the rejected:

Hiring Manager: Looking at all of these resumes has helped me remember I have other things to do. Everyone else in the room: Excellent idea sir! Wasting time on other things RULES!

And the letter reads:

November 25, 2003

Dear Ms. XXXXXXX:

This is an exciting time for the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association (BGEA), as we are relocating our headquarters from Minneapolis, Minnesota to Charlotte, North Carolina.

We continue to receive Applications for Employment and resumes from individuals expressing interest in consideration for employment in a variety of potential occupational and professional areas. We are very pleased with the interest you have expressed in BGEA and our continuation of this evangelistic ministry from the Charlotte area.

Thank you for providing information regarding your employment interest and background. Your information will be reviewed and evaluated to determine its applicability to the requirements of current position opportunities. Should an initial introductory contact be determined necessary, we will attempt to do so in the near future.

Again, we are grateful for your interest in BGEA, and ask that you pray daily for its evangelistic outreach.

May God bless you,

Human Resources Department
Billy Graham Evangelistic Association