Links for the rejected:

Interviewer: While looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any position here really. Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor. Interviewer: Oh yes! Now I see. Tell your uncle excellent work. Welcome aboard!

And the letter reads:

Thank you for your recent efforts to join the Bates Industries Team.

We were impressed with your application and interview. Sadly, or decision was tough for this position. In the end we chose a candidate who matched our requirements the best. Even though you were not chosen at this time, you should know that you were a very impressive candidate. We shall hold your application for one year for positions if you meet the criteria. Good luck in the future.

Human Resources
Bates Industries